Of course, it felt like he'd barely made it out of sight before someone who apparently wasn't paying attention to who she walked in with felt the need to approach her. She made the mistake of giving him attention, thinking he might be a coworker of Steve's or something along those lines and got a singularly unimpressive pick-up line for her trouble.
She stared at him impassively before speaking. "Just walk away."
It didn't work. "It would be crime to let a MILF like you sit around here on your own. Lemme buy you a drink."
"Not interested."
He leaned forward, close enough that she could smell that he'd clearly already been to the bar that night, and leered. "What? You're too good for a drink with a guy like me?"
I may have hit post too soon.
Of course, it felt like he'd barely made it out of sight before someone who apparently wasn't paying attention to who she walked in with felt the need to approach her. She made the mistake of giving him attention, thinking he might be a coworker of Steve's or something along those lines and got a singularly unimpressive pick-up line for her trouble.
She stared at him impassively before speaking. "Just walk away."
It didn't work. "It would be crime to let a MILF like you sit around here on your own. Lemme buy you a drink."
"Not interested."
He leaned forward, close enough that she could smell that he'd clearly already been to the bar that night, and leered. "What? You're too good for a drink with a guy like me?"