"Of course I wouldn't expect you to just never be interested in anyone because of firsts, but the first person to show you your apartment isn't exactly the same thing as the first person you saw. So yes, I am concerned that you aren't really contextualizing just because you haven't had long enough. There's other people out there, ones who are beautiful and brilliant and kind and funny, who don't come with the kind of problems I do and don't do things like find a 70-year-old by accident when they were trying to die."

It wasn't until about half-a-second later that she realized what words just came out of her mouth.